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Freckle theory
Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.
Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.
Freckle theory by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008
Freckle belt
The area spanning below the eyes at the top of the cheeks to the bridge of your nose. In summer, it isn't uncommon for freckles to pop up a lot in this area.
"Your freckle belt really brings out your eyes."
"Once summer comes, I'm going to get a wicked freckle belt."
"Once summer comes, I'm going to get a wicked freckle belt."
Freckle belt by DashBlaster May 23, 2009
back freckle
back freckle by jessnjenn August 28, 2009
smelly freckle
smelly freckle by DrSmooth68 January 5, 2018
Freckle Farmer
Guy 1: Did you see Jack's new freckles?
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.
Freckle Farmer by Gingy1992 April 28, 2013
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