When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......
There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.
Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.
When you take time off work to be with your new puppy
"OMG! Did you hear about Jessi? She took three weeks Furternity Leave to be with her new small batch, artisan made, non-GMO, free range, gluten free Yorkiepoo!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!