fragmentator

N. A title used to describe a person whose knowledge of a subject is scant, minimal, or nonexistent, but who boldly proclaims (lack of knowledge to the contrary) to be an expert on said subject.
Derived from "fragmented" and "commentator."

When the techs at Lawrence Livermore started talking to Fred about their work in quantum physics, Fred's inane babble about "subatomictoasticles" revealed to them that he was, in fact, a fragmentator on the subject.

fragmentator by TerraForce October 22, 2006

Fragmentation Bomb 

how to describe your mood, when a million thoughts rush through your mind at once and you have no explanation of them.

You may get the feeling that your mind is about to explode and all emotions in one such as happy, sad, angry, excited are all jumbled into 1 emotion

A fragmentation bomb is this

Bob: "Hey Steven, how are you feeling today?"
Steven: "my mind is a bit of a fragmentation bomb at the moment."

Fragmentation Bomb by rosspapadakis September 4, 2021

io fragmentation 

A nonsensical term used by a person of low intelligence to hide the fact that they are not aware of their own incompetence.

My screen just went funny. It must be IO fragmentation.

io fragmentation by l0rdch40s February 5, 2010

memory recollection fragmentation 

Only being able to remember particular fragments of memories or ideas from an earlier time where the context of such memories are no longer recoverable.

I had a really good idea last night, but can't seem to remember what it is. It must be a bad case of memory recollection fragmentation.

The guy has a really bad case of memory recollection fragmentation. It took all month to engineer the tissue to CPU membrane but forgot a critical step.

Old age produces memory recollection fragmentation. Most of our patients have trouble integrating life's memories into a coherent timeline.

memory recollection fragmentation by Ontological June 25, 2018

fragmentation 

1) Any type of fall back from a grenade. i.e. sexualy transmitted dieases, call backs from grenades, unwanted and unexplainable hookups or friendships.

2) Consequences of taking one for the group or friend at the club or when just hanging out.

Tyrone: Hey, remember that grenade i took for u at the club last week?
Biggs: Yeah...appreiate that....that ungly broad was cockblocking the shit out of me, throwing up the most impenatrable bitch shield i ever seen. i still got ass though.
Tyrone: Man fuck that and u too. I got so much fragmentation from that hoe i can't sleep. Bitch talking bout she might be pregnant and i only known her a week. She calling my house and job leaving messeges knowing my wife work with me. To top it off..I haven't stopped itching since i fucked that hoe.

fragmentation by c.w.w September 6, 2006

Sample Fragmentation (Kill-Switch)

A manipulative statistical practice where a researcher splits a dataset into very small subgroups (or isolates a single case) until no comparison achieves statistical significance, then reports that “no effect was found.” The fragmentation acts as a kill‑switch: by reducing sample size to near zero, any real effect becomes undetectable. This tactic is often hidden behind legitimate concerns about confounding, but when applied selectively, it ensures that any inconvenient finding can be made to disappear. It’s a favorite of litigation consultants and industry apologists.

Sample Fragmentation (Kill-Switch) Example: “He divided the adverse event data by hospital, shift, and day of week – sample fragmentation, ensuring no group was large enough to show a problem.”

Sample Fragmentation (Kill-Switch) by Dumu The Void April 25, 2026