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Falling Prices Falling Quality. When an item's resale value, such as a car, drops to a price low enough that the quality of the owners drop, and usually do unspeakably gaudy and tacky modifications, if they don't wreck first.
I drove through the ghetto the other day and saw a GTO with 26" wheels and stickers all over it, so fpfq.
fpfq by Goatherd June 7, 2015
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Fpfqorrhea

The involuntary expulsion of non sensical typing, typically brought on by joing fpfq nations Facebook page. The onset begins by joining the group and voluntarily engaging in improper spelling and sentence structure.
I just sent my boss an email saying "hai der gai, eye b outta taon nxet munth an knead tyme off, k thx".

It's official I have fpfqorrhea.
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026