Creating a relationship or taking possession of another person with “fuck ownership”, “fuck owning”.
*pronounced: “Phone”, “Phoned”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
by mattanaw July 20, 2021
by Tai376 April 15, 2005
barthamule: you know the word owned right?
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
by AMBERRRR. June 13, 2008
by FRM1992 April 9, 2011
Slang for the smartphone. We connect to information like facebook, music and video through these devices, they are so much more than phones.
fown me back
by chrspe March 16, 2011
A person who is unaware that he's a homosexual. In other words, for people who act gay who don't know that they're gay as hell.
by JASPOISREAL March 30, 2022