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Dry Cereal with a Fork 

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.
“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

fork out 

to pay your share of money for something
1: You gonna fork out for a limousine?
2: Hell no!
fork out by lufluf December 13, 2007

hit it with the fork 

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.
hit it with the fork by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013

warm fork 

noun. a method of torture in which a metal fork is heated via blowtorch until it glows and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.
He wasn't willing to talk until we threatened to give him the warm fork.
warm fork by Danification March 8, 2017

What the fork

"What the fuck" in the good place

hit it with the fork 

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.
hit it with the fork by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013