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Forested

Forested . Meaning to consume an inappropriately large quantity of something in an inappropriately small amount of time.
Did you seee that guy eat that pizza. Pure forested it in 5 seconds.
by Colin’s stag September 13, 2025
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Dean forester

He’s really hot but when he opens his mouth it’s just dirt
by Aydrienlovesyou February 16, 2022
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Ms. Forester

A fat bitch who doesn't care about herself and cares about other peoples business, She literally is a liar and is so serious about school even though she passed. She'll literally ruin your fun at school not even lying, you'll get so much Harp from her, My best friends got a lot of Harp from her.
Ms. Forester is so rude and mean and she has the highest voice ever. That shit can break glass not even lying
by AnonymousVeiwer July 7, 2020
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Forester Technique

A method of tiptoeing very quickly and sneakily; Also known as “Pulling a Forester
“I tiptoed away using the forester technique”
“Becky wanted to try anal last night so I pulled a forester and got the fuck outta there
by JaredStricklandIsBeautiful February 21, 2019
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Forester

Subaru Forester, built on a extended impreza platform, using the same motor as the 2.5RS. The exception to this is the 04-05 XT, that uses the STI EJ257 block, but the WRX intercooler and TD04 turbo.

Made to be a "SUV" the boxy forester in the XT trim can be built by a tuner to be as fast, or faster than the STI trim impreza. The slightly longer wheel base leans it to understeer in the corners, but far more stable.
Dude you just got spanked by a wagon!

OMG was that a forester than just roasted that EVO?
by Overbear September 19, 2009
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Karen Sue Barue-Forester

Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.

Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.

Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.

• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.

Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.

Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:

'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'

'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
by Vesper47 January 8, 2021
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forester

someone who hails from the forest of dean usually the result of cousins shagging, inbred bastards like janners from plymouth, they have a strange sub human language that only they understand
forester ...ow bist ol butt
bist gonna ave'n or wot
translation, hello darling would you care to participate in sexual intrcourse
by ol mon January 16, 2010
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