The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.
You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
mexican george foreman grill but instead of a heated press device, a car or truck is used. Pop the hood of a running automobile place your meats on the highest metal points close and latch the hood then drive it around the block a few times or rev the engine in the driveway. Works best on on a preheated motor, it really knocks out the fat at 70 mph. It will look like your dripping oil onto the road but you know better then that. If you see a car getting chased by dogs, they are just making dinner. Cars run on gas, the American George foreman grill runs on wall. You cant cook authentic Mexican food on wall.
WAIT WAIT POP the clutch Maria, !! ..i thought you knew how to cook women. !
you see why i never let anyone use my jorge foreman grill, it needs a tranny and some tires.
you see why i never let anyone use my jorge foreman grill, it needs a tranny and some tires.
by Googlefaps.com July 22, 2018
An act of anger towards a malfunctioning lap-top computer. The user deposits a turd on the keyboard and squashes it into the screen and keys by pressing it shut, much like cooking with a Foreman Grill.
My notebook froze up for the last time today. I destroyed it by performing the George Foreman Grill.
by Chumley April 11, 2006
( noun & verb)
When you have a very old laptop, have it run a game or program that is far too advanced for what the laptop can run, and then let it run for about an hour. Once the laptop has inevitably heated up from the program to the point that it's hot to the touch, you take a solid shit onto the keyboard of the laptop, and then close the screen onto it as far as it'll go. You now have a George Foreman Grill. Bonus points if the keyboard keys cook a grid pattern onto the shit, like your favorite hamburger.
When you have a very old laptop, have it run a game or program that is far too advanced for what the laptop can run, and then let it run for about an hour. Once the laptop has inevitably heated up from the program to the point that it's hot to the touch, you take a solid shit onto the keyboard of the laptop, and then close the screen onto it as far as it'll go. You now have a George Foreman Grill. Bonus points if the keyboard keys cook a grid pattern onto the shit, like your favorite hamburger.
Noun:
Joey: "Hey Chandler, can I borrow your laptop for a minute?"
Chandler: "OK. First of all, No. Second of all, Jo, this is Friday night. I know your weekly routine. I know EXACTLY what you want to use my laptop for.
Joey: "Why would I want to make a George Foreman Grill with your laptop on a Friday night?"
Chandler: "What?"
Joey: "What?"
Verb:
Joey: "Ross, let me use your laptop."
Ross: "Uh, eh, I eh don't think that that would uh very good idea there Jo."
Joey: "Give me your laptop or I'll just take it. Then I'll take it into your bedroom, lock the door, and George Foreman it on your bed. THEN I'll show it to Rachel and tell her that you made it, and she'll believe me because I'm the alpha-male."
Ross: "Oh, uh, hmmm, uh, ok, you can have it."
Joey: "Hey Chandler, can I borrow your laptop for a minute?"
Chandler: "OK. First of all, No. Second of all, Jo, this is Friday night. I know your weekly routine. I know EXACTLY what you want to use my laptop for.
Joey: "Why would I want to make a George Foreman Grill with your laptop on a Friday night?"
Chandler: "What?"
Joey: "What?"
Verb:
Joey: "Ross, let me use your laptop."
Ross: "Uh, eh, I eh don't think that that would uh very good idea there Jo."
Joey: "Give me your laptop or I'll just take it. Then I'll take it into your bedroom, lock the door, and George Foreman it on your bed. THEN I'll show it to Rachel and tell her that you made it, and she'll believe me because I'm the alpha-male."
Ross: "Oh, uh, hmmm, uh, ok, you can have it."
by Lavadog84 October 10, 2018
A Playstation 3.
The PS3 is considered by some of its detractors to possess a passing physical resemblance to the George Foreman Grill. As such, those not fond of the console often like to dismissively refer to it as the (much cheaper) cooking appliance.
The PS3 is considered by some of its detractors to possess a passing physical resemblance to the George Foreman Grill. As such, those not fond of the console often like to dismissively refer to it as the (much cheaper) cooking appliance.
1: "Tell me again, why did you pay $1,000 for a George Foreman Grill?"
2: "I'm gonna be playing Halo 3 multiplayer all weekend! Oh yeah, you can't, you bought a George Foreman Grill".
2: "I'm gonna be playing Halo 3 multiplayer all weekend! Oh yeah, you can't, you bought a George Foreman Grill".
by Korgmeister October 5, 2007