ford infested 

being contaminated with and STD or or communicable disease

That hot tub is ford infested

ford infested by goat boy August 5, 2003

ford infested 

Something that has been touched by the species ford. Can be anywhere from being touched by a finger to being touched by his magic stick

I wouldn't use that towel to dry off with, it has been ford infested in both ways.

ford infested by anonymous victim August 7, 2003