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for tax purposes 

A tactic where two straight men get married to reduce their tax bracket.
Bro 1: Why you guys getting married? Aren't y'all straight?

Spouse 1: Chill bruh, it's for tax purposes.
for tax purposes by alibabashek April 16, 2019

There's A Tax For That 

Popularized by the channel 'Oversimplified', there phrase refers to the over-taxing of the 13 colonies by the Townshend acts, nearly taxing every single good.
Narrator: Paper, tea, oil
There's a tax for that

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here 

my favorite song! sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here

Poundin that ass for taxation 

Having hard-core sex until the girl is "taxed".
I'm poundin that ass for taxation tonight. She isn't gonna be able to walk straight for weeks.

Taxi for... 

When someone makes a cock of them self, shout taxi for (then there surname)
Also see Soccer AM and lovejoy
Man called Mr McClaran falls over a root of a tree...
his friend Mr Gates says "Taxi for McClaren"
Taxi for... by RB November 30, 2003

taxi for one 

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.
Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.