for pie

A statement that when announced, implies that Murphy's Law will soon be put into effect.

This phrase's origins date to games of Trivial Pursuit; when a player lands on a question for a piece of pie, they would typically announce it to the other players. "I'll take Sports and Leisure...for pie." This would automatically ensure that they would have to answer the most difficult question to continue, something that scientists have empirically linked to having announced "for pie."

Female Driver: Don't worry, I drive 90mph everywhere I go, and never get speeding tickets.
Male Passenger: Ooooh...for pie.
Police Siren: *siren*

for pie by John Squinky Hardin April 22, 2008

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie 

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie by Numerati December 28, 2023

Come for the food, stay for the pie 

To be invited to a girls house under platonic pretenses, only to be guilt-tripped into having sex with her. Usually arranged by overweight girls with self-esteem issues or psycho ex-girlfriends who won't let go. Similar to a sympathy fuck.

"I'd really like it if you came over, Matt. You can come for the food and stay for the pie!"

Come for the food, stay for the pie by Pontianak December 6, 2003

Cream pie for the straight guy 

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her

I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

Cream pie for the straight guy by Teknodruid June 7, 2017

Stackalamar for a piece 

This word is used when you’re thinking of leaving an event or social gathering due to no motive, but not 100% sure about it.

Jayce; “What should we do next??”
Tristan; “I might stackalamar for a piece”
Jayce; “alright, sound bro”

Stackalamar for a piece by Tg97_x April 27, 2021

Stackalamar for a piece 

This word is used when you’re thinking of leaving an event or social gathering due to no motive, but not 100% sure about it.

Jayce; “What should we do next??”
Tristan; “I might stackalamar for a piece”
Jayce; “alright, sound bro”

Stackalamar for a piece by Tg97_x April 27, 2021

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety 

Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety by j4cobi September 30, 2020