For beans

When something is impossible no matter how hard you try.

You couldn't ride a bike for beans.
I can't do a back flip for beans.

by DeeArr November 23, 2009

for beans

To do something for no logical reason.

Paul: I just punched an old lady in the face.
Bob: uhh why?
Paul: for beans
Bob: oh cool

Greg: I DID IT FUH THA BEANS!

by jacobess January 3, 2009

for beans

For beans, often used in stead of "a joke" or "a laugh".

We de-kegged the guy just for beans, lol

by Callum Talbot October 18, 2007

sleep for beans

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.

im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night

by MasterTurbo June 24, 2015

sleep for beans

The act of failing to sleep for an adequate amount of hours.

Chris did not sleep for beans last night because he stayed up all night making Carlos' graduation poster.

by KingPizza July 6, 2015

im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.

im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

by zev January 22, 2004

ray bans for teenagers

Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.

The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.

You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.

Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!

Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same

materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!

*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more

materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!

Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses

*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************

-ray bans for teenagers

by Unicorncasablancas July 13, 2009