Taxes

Every year you gotta take it up the butt from your government and pay them to do their job. <_<

Government: *takes money*
Me: NOOO!
Government: It's called taxes bitch!

by superawesomedragon April 16, 2009

Tax

Adjective) Slang for something that sucks, is an inconvenience, or a tough break.

Missing the bus and being late to school this morning was so tax.

by CocainMitch November 6, 2020

Taxed

When you are being overcharged, buying something for more when it should cost less.

Walmart has beer for 10 dollars a 18 pack. The gas station down the street has same 18 packs but for 20 dollars, there for they are taxing at the gas station. There the items are "taxed".
Like taxes you have to pay the government you have to pay taxes for convenience and other things.

by KSD1869 May 2, 2009

taxes

The things that pay for your water, police force, fire department, roads, sidewalks, your electricity lines, your phone lines, the techies that developed the internet, the techies that developed modern computer technology, nuclear power plants, the techies that invented the nuclear power plants, the military, the people who clean up your water so you won't die from drinking it, the development of the various vaccines that you take so you don't die, and a bunch of other things you would never be able to afford yourself, or would be able to expect other people to buy for you.

Random dude: Dude, Ron Paul will totally remove taxation, like, dude!
Me: But if he did that, I would be able to hunt you down and kidnap you without any police interference because you're really a penniless hipster who only has protection because other people's taxes paid for it. How do you like those taxes now?

by Daedalus_Prime January 23, 2008

Tax

To take a handling fee when hustling.

"Tom wanted me to bring him an Ounce, so I taxed him $5".

"Last night around 12 nick called and wanted a 8ball so I taxed him a line".

by ol 80 April 25, 2007

Taxing

The act of beating out somebody that was hating on you and taking everything they have on their person including money and any narcotics.

I taxed that guy for disrespecting me.

He can't talk right now, he's taxing a hater.

by kn0w1ng January 11, 2014

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005