footy tooty 

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

footy tooty by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

tooty frooty 

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.

"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"

tooty frooty by a famous austrian painter April 28, 2021

rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty 

IHOP pancakes topped with whip cream, cherries, jams, jellies and every imaginable sweet and gooey thing.

Gimme the rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty, two links and a cup o' coffee, please.

rooty-tooty-fresh-and-frooty by Loren Frost November 5, 2006

four foot tall and toothless 

1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth

2. to look like ass

Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND

Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless

Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)

four foot tall and toothless by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 8, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008