footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020
mugGet the footy tootymug.
This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 08, 2022
mugGet the Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlickermug.