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footballs 

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.
She just bought three footballs, you want one?
footballs by Alz February 26, 2005
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footballs 

No that's wrong. xanax is made in a few different doses. The small round ones that are peach in color are called peaches. The slightly larger dose which is blue in color and looks like a smaller version of midol (football shaped) is a football. The largest dose which is white and rectangular is called a bar. All are loosely called xanxa-cookies.
dude 1: Want some xanxa-cookies?
dude 2: Whatchoo got? Peaches, footballs, bars?
footballs by mikewin September 9, 2010

Footballs 

another name for testicles, meant to be kicked by women when needed
i kicked that guy in the footballs because he was harrassing me
Footballs by Suklaa June 9, 2017

Footballs 

A Xanax offered by a street dealer in Baltimore
Y’all want some footballs? Footballs! Footballs!
Footballs by Dang247365 April 12, 2022

footballs coming home 

England will win the World Cup AGAIN
Guy- were in the final
Other guy- footballs coming home
Guy- yes it is

little green footballs 

name of a weblog; also an intense concentration of harsh truths known to aggravate existing cases of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and deepen delusional state amng people known by the term moonbat.
The moonbat's case of BDS was made worse by exposure to little green footballs
little green footballs by exredtory January 10, 2005

little green footballs 

a website devoted to exposing Radical Islam's intent to convert the Western World to Islam. Other interests include but are not limited to Media bias, innaccuracies and falsehoods, the willing appeasement of Islam by the Left and the drivel espoused by modern academia.
MSMLLLmoonbatteryWard ChurchillReligion of Peace
little green footballs by Bob-O March 3, 2005
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