Football Team
Football Team- A mass of bumbling idiots and jocks who think about sex every 5 seconds and fap in the showers.
Football Team by GothicInLove December 26, 2010
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football team by Anonymous September 2, 2003
Football team
Football team by Scooter McToot December 9, 2025
Butler Golden Tornado Football Team
The sideshow for the Marching Band.
Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.
Butler Golden Tornado Football Team by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011
England Football team
A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.
England Football team by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016
Manatee High School Football Team
Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Manatee High School Football Team by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021
smartest guy on the football team
smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019
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