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football food by shutthefuckupfaggot February 7, 2010
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Fast Food Football
A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.
John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.
Fast Food Football by btothechizzle April 11, 2010
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Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
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