A footwilly is a very rare condition in which a penis actually grows on the sufferer's foot.
A very rare affliction but, one that brings with it new comedic and sexual values.
Ollie had such an advanced case of footwilly he found it hard to find shoes to accommodate his deformity. Though smaller shoes was not such a horrendous affliction as it stimulated him sexually though chaffing was the main course for concern as on the footwilly growth there were many boils and cysts caused by excessive rubbing.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.