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the most foolish of all

Signing up for an 8am college class is the foolishest thing you can do.

foolishest by JtotheNellynSidekickSam November 10, 2003

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Foolishest

The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.

This world is home to the foolishest fuckers in the galaxy.

Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 7, 2016

Related Words

foolishest • foolishness • fooliest • foolingest • foolishass • Foolishdity • foolishery • Foolishment • foolishnessary • foolishnessity

Foolishest

This world is home to the foolishest fuckers in the galaxy.

Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 8, 2016

Foolishest

This world is home to the foolishest fuckers in the galaxy.

Foolishest by AFuckOfReality June 8, 2016

foolishnessity

shanden invented this word.

someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.

foolishnessity by foolishnessity October 15, 2021

Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.

Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.

Theory of Maximum Foolishness by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009

Foolishment

an action or thought that is beyond any reasonable explanation

Why are they having sex on the dance floor? That is complete foolishment!

Foolishment by Christi Hardsizzle June 18, 2009

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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