Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.

"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."

Foodsterbate by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

Fooderbate by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

foodsturbation 

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

foodsturbation by Rob D January 29, 2005

fooderbate

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.

"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."

fooderbate by Canucklehead April 20, 2006

Foodstrated 

How you feel when you have difficulty finding something healthy to eat and you are hungry.

"I was foodstrated last night after work and ended up eating a bag of peanuts."

Foodstrated by foodstration February 24, 2012

footsterbate 

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

footsterbate by awmm July 23, 2016

Foodstrated 

when your ready to eat but can't because of other obligations.

Are you getting hangry? no, just foodstrated.

Foodstrated by crazy132crac May 18, 2018