foodicuffs

Any fist fight that is sparked by some bastard taking the last helping of any dish at a supposedly friendly get together.

Betty’s Swiss chard and horse meat casserole is known to start foodicuffs at holiday pot lucks.

by Crotch Angle Defintions November 25, 2018

Foodstuffs

Small, insignificant food things that tend to sit at the bottom of cracker boxes or potato chip bags.

Crumbs, usually extra dry and possibley accompanied by salt.

Stuff that gets into TUGG's eye.

"Sorry, the Wheat thins box is empty, but there's still some foodstuffs at the bottom if you want it."

"OH GOD, FOODSTUFFS IN THE EYE"
-TUGG

by The Great and Allmighty Jonaleth Irenicus April 25, 2004

Molten Foodstuffs

Is very hot food items. Patrick was throughing molten foodstuffs at squidward on the show "Spongebob Squarepants".

Patrick, stop launching molten foodstuffs at me!

by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009