food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.

Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!

food ninja by Uncle Henery February 7, 2013

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Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

Ninja Food by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

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footninja22

a footninja22 is a foot

footninja22 by footdinogamer123 December 9, 2021

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