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fender food 

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..
"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"
fender food by footfarmer September 24, 2005

Nissan Foodfinder 

The Sport Utility Vehicle manufactured by Nissan, that when driven by obese individuals aka fattys, no longer finds paths. Instead it finds food!
damnnnnnn i didnt know Jackie's Nissan Foodfinder was on 22's.
Nissan Foodfinder by Izzy fa shizzy February 24, 2011