Skip to main content
Attempting to think or problem solve prior to the adequate consumption of caffeine.
It was early in the morning and Rick just couldn't fogure it out, he obviously needed another cup of coffee.
fogure by Bigredruss October 9, 2016

Backhoe Spirit Fingures 

Verb.
Def: While a female is giving oral sex to their partner, she scoops the balls with her free hand in a "Backhoe-ish"
type motion and then proceeds to wiggle fingers while testicles are in hand to promote ejaculation.
-example
Jim says,"...so I was banging ole girl last night. She started to blow me and then like a thief in the night, backhoe spirit fingures me like she was in Bring It On 8. Long story short I peed in her butt..."

fingure gun

An action used to symbolise that something is lit or sick
"oh man that is so worth a fingure gun"

fingure gunning 

An action used to say hello or goodbye, also used to signal something is lit or sick.
"aayy fingure guns to that"
" man I was so fingure gunning that"
Stupid fucking bitch fuck off you Little twat I’ll stick my fist up your asshole
I fingure your asshole
Fingure by The silent shart January 13, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026