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when something is some distance away although in reality not that far, the distance is inversly preportional to you willingness to make the trip.
jake : dude your house is boring lets go to my house
phil: your house is farrr
jake: its a 20min walk
phil: ... exactly!
farrr by philsaysno October 8, 2009
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'fnarr' is an exclaimation made popular by a character called Finbarr Saunders in British adult comic 'Viz'. Use immediately after hearing someone crack a double entendré for optimal impact.
"fnarr fnarr!" - Used most appropriately when someone has said something which has dual meaning, also known as a 'double entendré'.
fnarr by Chrisfu September 9, 2003

NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR 

A way to make fun of people who find stupid things not fair. These people are mainly kids who are spoiled or don't go outside and do useless shit so they suck at everything that involves sports, grades, etc. But also it is used to goof off with your friends every time something happens that doesn't go your way. However if you say it in your real voice and not a little kid voice while saying it in these exact pronunciations. Then you'll get bullied
EX1:

Jake: "WHAT! WHY I AM ALWAYS THE FIRST PERSON TO GET OUT IN DODGEBALL!"
Tyrone: "Heh... NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR."

EX2:
Alex: OOOOOHHH you just got clipped in fortnite
James: NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR!
Alex: *laughs*
The correct spelling for a really long fart
I just had a massive farrrrt
Farrrrt by Sean fan 101 June 9, 2018
noun, verb
When used singularly:
a slightly self-dejectory nasal exclamation, not disimilar to the common nerd or geek's 'gowoohayyay'
Used after saying something of particular goofiness e.g. well, the mass spectrometer was calibrated with the electron microscope to produce some kind of hybrid dahlia - fnarr
fnarr by Ben Ward May 23, 2004