Acronym for "fuck my life dude." Originating from the "No Sleep: College Remix" song, F.M.L.D. is a play off of Wiz Khalifa's lyric "T.G.O.D. (Taylor Gang or Die).
Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML
Being the girlfriend would be an example of being FML'd since you did not post the fml, but you are mentioned/involved in it.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).