Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.

Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.

Flying Toaster by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014

Flying Toaster

Fuck a chick, ejaculate, hit her in the head with a toaster

Flying Toaster by G Price October 15, 2003

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

flying toaster by Jay Young February 20, 2005

flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

flying toaster by Jay Young November 15, 2004

FlyingToasterOven

a sexy fucking champ you see him hide the entire female population, nah hide the whole human race this dude is out for them cheecks

hide yo girl a wild FlyingToasterOven

FlyingToasterOven by xTendot May 17, 2021