flwirl

the act in which a man is about to jizz and swings his dick in a circle and jizzes at the same time and makes a ginormous cum ring.

Guy 1: dude i was alone and flwirled all over the place.
Guy 2: that must have taken a while to clean.
Guy 1: yeah but it was worth it.

flwirl by flapper4 December 10, 2013

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Flirlagurlen

Something amazing or legendary that you would want to go see

The view from the top of Mount Everest is a flirlagurlen.

Flirlagurlen by Sidesteprightlefttomybeat June 20, 2021

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Flairless

The Reddit equivalent to Discord's "Whitename":
A demi-derogatory term for the stereotype of a user who's new to a subreddit, and didn't pick a flair yet, hence the name. The flairless user is prone to breaking the rules because they don't realize what they are, miss out on a lot of the subreddit's inside jokes, and often say stuff that don't make sense because up until joining the subreddit they only participated in the cancerous and/or childish part of that fandom.

User A: "Does User C's post make any sense to you?"
User B: "No, not at all. But he's a flairless so I can't say I'm surprised."
User C: "...I'm right here."

Flairless by Urbaxy August 7, 2019

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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