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Fluicide 

When you drug yourself up to the point your flu commits suicide

-To get better
I've had so much ibuprofen I'm about to commit fluicide!!!!!!
Fluicide by bUubbbBbbssSSSssS November 25, 2015
Words you can keep

Fluicide 

When you have a flu so bad you want to commit suicide
Sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm so miserable with this cold I want to commit fluicide!
Fluicide by A[li]CE November 1, 2008

fluicide 

When you know someone with the flu and you still go over and visit with them.
My parents have the flu, but its Christmas, so I have to commit fluicide and hope for the best.
fluicide by Fluicide Survivor January 22, 2013

Fluicide 

Fluicide is a Valorant Tiktoker
Fluicide is the best!
Fluicide by urban12314222 February 24, 2024

Fluicide 

Your elderly mom refusing a flu vaccine bc her ultra conservative u know who people told her not to. Now she’s so sick she could die. She’s always gotten the jab before.
My mom -for political reasons of which she doesn’t even understand-refuses to get the flu vaccine now and I’m afraid she’s so old she’s committing fluicide
Fluicide by Lunakat December 18, 2024

Fluicide Bomber 

Person who refuses to wear a face mask and sneezes in public areas and transport
OMG! a fluicide bomber has just sneezed on my bus. If I don't make it, kiss my Chihuahua for me and tell him mummy will always love him. Pray for me.
Fluicide Bomber by Sicodishit August 13, 2020

Feeling Fluicidal 

The event in which one with a flu of any kind feels suicidal, due to the suffering they're going through. People want to end their suffering and escape being ill. Vomiting, fatigue, dehydration, tremors, severe muscle pains, and diarrhea are the main causes of making someone fluicidal.
Tim has been out of school with the flu. Last night, I noticed that he updated his facebook status stating that he was feeling suicidal. He sure was Feeling Fluicidal.
Feeling Fluicidal by Teeler2010 June 20, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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