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when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina an sticks his hand in the vagina and starts masterbateing in side her

taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy muffin because of her strechy vagina

fluffy muffin by adreainizzl June 21, 2010

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Fluffy Muffin

Usually refers to a really, REALLY soft/cute kitten. Can also mean just a muffin covered in a buncha mold

Person 1: WOW. THAT CAT OVER THERE IS SUCH A FLUFFY KITTEN!
Person 2(definition 2): EW, THATS A REALLY FLUFFY MUFFIN.

Fluffy Muffin by defnota_informativerobot January 28, 2026

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Puffy fluffy muffin

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.

My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

Puffy fluffy muffin by princheska May 28, 2020

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fluff muffin

A big puffy Vagina with fluff covering it. Not too sexy.

sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.

fluff muffin by paullikesbuttsex June 28, 2006

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yeasty fluff muffin

A stank pussy, in specific one with a yeast infection

Man, I woulda smashed that but I could smell she had yeasty fluff muffins.

yeasty fluff muffin by PsychoSkittyKitty January 17, 2018

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fluffy muffins

phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd

That man just jumped off a bridge! Holy fluffy muffins!

holy cow holy crap snap

fluffy muffins by Steaksauce67 January 18, 2011

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Fluff a muffin

When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.

Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
boy: NO
Girl, *smacks boy* and takes. GO FLUFF A MUFFIN.
Boy: fuck off.

Fluff a muffin by Caleb Edwards January 21, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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