Flumtastic is a word first used by Keiichi Tsuchiya, better known as the Drift King (Not to be confused by K-Brown the illegal street racing Drift King) and his friends from the Canadian underground rap group, F.L.U.M. Flowing Like Ultimate Mcs. The word varies in meaning but the general concensus is that it refers to someone or something that expels greatness and excellence while making those around the subject fall flat like pathetic underachievers that should be out on the streets begging for money to buy more alcohol to drown out the sorrows of their worthless existence like a bum (aka Bumtastic). Fans of F.L.U.M. have added on to the definition by mentioning that if you're "Flumtastic" then you are almost as good as the members of F.L.U.M.
Example 1: Damn, girl! You lookin' flumtastic right now! Don't blame me if you end up in a bed covered with rose petals.
Example 2: Drop a couple of flumtastic bars, dawg! Why don't you spit a hot 16 for the hood, homie?
Example 3 (From the freestyle MC Without A Conscience by OG Paperboy): My squad keepin' it flumtastic/ None of that "put you on blast" shit/ Just prepare to get your ass kicked and thats it/
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!