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FLU SEASON 

Flu season that sexy time of year where everyone is getting the flu so when your priest molests you while having the flu and spreads it to you he can say oh well it's flu season
My father says it's flu season so no messing about
FLU SEASON by Oh yas November 4, 2018

Man Flu Season 

The time of year where man flu starts to set in and spread from one man to another. Usually quite late or early in the year, around winter time.
Dave: Best be on your guard mate.
Billy: Why?
Dave: It's man flu season, don't want to catch it do you?
Billy: Hell no!!
Man Flu Season by Stotty146 October 6, 2010

Colvid and Flu Season 

Replaces "Cold and Flu Season": why? because Covid is endemic and not going away.
Colvid and Flu season is around the corner so make sure to get your shots!
Colvid and Flu Season by palmerj December 29, 2021

The Seasonal Flu 

The flu that looks like a pussy compared to The Swine.
"I think I've got The Seasonal Flu."

"At least you don't have The Swine. It's A LOT worse."
The Seasonal Flu by southparkrox October 12, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026