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flowtician 

The local master of the flow. He is the man to see when unsure how to grow filthy lettuce. There can only be 1 flowtician for a school, 1 for a team and 1 for the geographical region in which you live. Good examples would be the Minnesota All-Hockey Hair Team. Normally these beautswould all be flowticians in their own right, but the Hockey State is incredible. Canada is where the Flowtician originated though. It was 1979, and it was the last year you could go without bucket in the chel. This was monumental. As MacTavish skated down the wing, the hockey gods spoke to him. They said "Craig, you have the greatest flow we've ever seen, right behind Jagr and Duguay, but we have decided to make you the first ever flowtician". And with that the legend was born. Forever on, all flowticians became ferda, and any flowtician who hasn't added PSstories was a scrub.
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flowetical 

In different Genres of rap music, the act of freestyling and or preforming with a poetic verbalization.
Dr. Octagon
paramedic fetus of the East, with priest
I'm from the Church of the Operating Room
with the strike support, scalpels since the holocaust

I do indeed in greed explore, meet the patients
Back to brooms with the nurse with the voodoo curse

Holding up office lights, standing at huge heights
Back and forth, left wing swing to North
East and South with blood pouring down your mouth

I come prepared with the white suit and stethascope
Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP

Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap
Look at the land... Blue Flowers!

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Man: Yo That Dr. Octagon shit is straight up Flowetical
flowetical by Aerek June 19, 2007