floss the cat 

to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.

neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.

floss the cat by bl0wupragd0ll December 3, 2007

Floss the cat 

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

Floss the cat by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021