floss the cat

to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.

neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.

by bl0wupragd0ll December 3, 2007

Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."

by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021