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flobberdong

A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.
You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on my flobberdong. Enjoy.
flobberdong by Jimbo Lang April 1, 2009

Flopperdom

the inside of a dog's ear. woof!
wow, that dog's flopperdom is out of control!
Flopperdom by WOG Agents April 23, 2010

Flopperdoodle 

A term meaning a douchebag who keeps secrets from his bffs.
Don't talk to that secret-keeping flopperdoodle

flooperdingo 

the sweat between the belly fat rolls.
"Bro wipe that flooperdingo from your body, ew."
flooperdingo by Flopperdingo October 6, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026