flooridiculous 

The sudden urge to lay on the floor. The feeling that makes you want/need to lay on the floor (specifically).

*Claimed* This was an invented term as the word for this random and probably common desire remains unclassified!! :)

“I feel flooridiculous right now” “Don’t be flooridiculous” “I think I’m getting really flooridiculous” “I am a little flooridiculous but I will feel better once I’m on the floor” “sometimes you just need to be flooridicufied” 😂

flooridiculous by Flooridiculous Bish September 5, 2022

Floridiculous 

Events that occur in Florida that the rest of the planet views as ridiculous, but which Floridians experience as everyday reality.

At a wake in Miami, a dead woman was propped up in her favorite rocking chair wearing her old wedding gown. That is so Floridiculous!

Floridiculous by grovemeister May 30, 2014