floor of whores 

Name your whore in the house by the floor.

Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.

"Matt and I designed this floor of whores to secretly describe women in a language that they don't understand."

"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."

"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)

floor of whores by Jim and Matt March 13, 2008

Four Floors Of Whores 

Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.

Hey remember that time we went to the Four Floors Of Whores.

Four Floors Of Whores by jonny long wood December 10, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012