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a mix of flop and poofta
aye g that cunt is a mad floota aye my lahd 🤣

my g we gonna roll that floofta over there, he got some mad tn's my g lahd
floofta by my mad g lahd 🤣 October 21, 2020
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A non binary god, from the game bugsnax.
Yeah Floofty is god to me, and 17 other people” - John
“Dude I was just wondering about the burger with eyes.” - Harry
floofty by Hugh. April 13, 2021

floofatude 

A noun that identifies the fluffiness of an object such as a dog, cat, blanket, etc.
"How fluffy was that cat?"
"It had reached maximum floofatude!"
floofatude by Floof.expert December 13, 2016

Floofalicious 

When a thing or person is so smol and cute that it's floofy.
"Man, Erbear is so floofalicious."
Floofalicious by smolseal April 5, 2017
A fluffy loofa that that you use to bathe in the shower with and gentle clean your crevices and body.
When scrubbing my asshole I prefer to use my floofa as my loofa isn’t gentle enough with my precious bumhole
Floofa by My heart will go on February 9, 2019

floofawafer

A dogs very floofy and nice tail
Have you seen my dogs floofy floofawafer
floofawafer by Floofking445 November 4, 2021
Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.
1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.
Fooftard by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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