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“Yeah Floofty is god to me, and 17 other people” - John
“Dude I was just wondering about the burger with eyes.” - Harry
floofty by Hugh. April 13, 2021

floofatude 

A noun that identifies the fluffiness of an object such as a dog, cat, blanket, etc.
"How fluffy was that cat?"
"It had reached maximum floofatude!"
floofatude by Floof.expert December 13, 2016

Floofalicious 

When a thing or person is so smol and cute that it's floofy.
"Man, Erbear is so floofalicious."
Floofalicious by smolseal April 5, 2017
A fluffy loofa that that you use to bathe in the shower with and gentle clean your crevices and body.
When scrubbing my asshole I prefer to use my floofa as my loofa isn’t gentle enough with my precious bumhole
Floofa by My heart will go on February 9, 2019

floofawafer

A dogs very floofy and nice tail
Have you seen my dogs floofy floofawafer
floofawafer by Floofking445 November 4, 2021
Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.
1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.
Fooftard by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006