floofta

a mix of flop and poofta

aye g that cunt is a mad floota aye my lahd 🤣

my g we gonna roll that floofta over there, he got some mad tn's my g lahd

by my mad g lahd 🤣 October 21, 2020

floofty

A non binary god, from the game bugsnax.

“Yeah Floofty is god to me, and 17 other people” - John
“Dude I was just wondering about the burger with eyes.” - Harry

by Hugh. April 13, 2021

floofatude

A noun that identifies the fluffiness of an object such as a dog, cat, blanket, etc.

"How fluffy was that cat?"
"It had reached maximum floofatude!"

by Floof.expert December 13, 2016

Floofalicious

When a thing or person is so smol and cute that it's floofy.

"Man, Erbear is so floofalicious."

by smolseal April 5, 2017

Floofa

A fluffy loofa that that you use to bathe in the shower with and gentle clean your crevices and body.

When scrubbing my asshole I prefer to use my floofa as my loofa isn’t gentle enough with my precious bumhole

by My heart will go on February 9, 2019

floofawafer

A dogs very floofy and nice tail

Have you seen my dogs floofy floofawafer

by Floofking445 November 4, 2021

Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.

1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.

by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006