Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.

Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”

by Kitten.jpg June 5, 2018

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Floodgate

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

by juls727 September 16, 2011

floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet

I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.

by Skampz May 11, 2017

Floodgates

when a man is masturbating and all of a sudden lots of cum just spurts out.

mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"

you: " okay......"

by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012

floodgate

Opening up potential for massive flooding in message boards, primarily due to new info being revealed for unreleased games.

The Super Smash Bros. Brawl official website opens lot of floodgates on related message boards, due to its daily updates.

by NoobMuncher3000 August 1, 2007