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Flomaton 

The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.
Let's go to Flomaton and get trashed.
Flomaton by lidgefromflomaton August 13, 2008
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flomaton 

v. (origin: Alabama) name for the use of the "hang loose" symbol by a bro attempting to express their approval of another bro's actions, words, choice of polo shirt, etc. Also the official symbol of the bro to be used with another bro when taking pictures. Using the flomaton correctly is a delicate art, causing it to be found primarily in its natural habitat at Clemson University. Also able to be shortened to flo and floma
"I love to throw the flo with my bro down at the show while I go low to pick up a glow stick."
"Throw em' a floma"
"Everybody who throws the flomaton is a really cool bro"
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flomaton 

n. (origin: Alabama) name for the use of the "hang loose" symbol by a bro attempting to express their approval of another bro's actions, words, choice of polo shirt, new patagonia fleece, etc. Also the official symbol of the bro to be used with another bro when taking pictures. Using the flomaton correctly is a delicate art, causing it to be found primarily in its natural habitat at Clemson University. It is also able to be shortened to flo and floma.
"I love to throw the flo at Joe with my bro down at the show while I go low to pick up a glow stick that I found on the flo'."

"Throw em' a floma."

"Everybody who throws the flomaton is a really cool bro"

Flomaton 

One of the shittiest small towns in America. It's terrible. Seriously. I don't recommend going there. If you're non-white, non-Christian, or non-hetero, you'll be socially executed and might even get threatened.
"So, I was thinking of moving to this town named Flomaton."
"Dude. Don't."
"Why?"
"Just don't."
Flomaton by ventiplantain June 7, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004