floaty goat
floaty goat by darewe August 1, 2023
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whatever floats your goat
Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.
whatever floats your goat by t3hKEG December 12, 2007
Floats my goat
Floats my goat by El Señor November 24, 2015
Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.
Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?
Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011
Goats your float
Goats your float by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.