floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

floaty goat by darewe August 1, 2023

whatever floats your goat

Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.

Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.

whatever floats your goat by t3hKEG December 12, 2007

Floats my goat 

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

Floats my goat by El Señor November 24, 2015

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011

Goats your float 

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

Goats your float by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022