float one

To fart, as with an air biscuit.

Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."

by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007

Flat Oner

A term used when people choose to go to bed early and don't go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.

Examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, Rebecca, Jo, Gabriella, Charlotte and Kirsteen

by house 37 January 19, 2011