Flissed

Completely and utterly horrifically, recklessly, irreparably, disastrously drunk. Sure signs of being Flissed are the inability to open doors, hold a chicken burger, or remain alive.

If one wants to trace Flissed people, they can usually be found at the end of a long line of strewn chicken burger salad, rambling on about tra-HA-HAs or some shit. Kind of like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - except nothing like that.
Cat - "Is she Flissed again?"
Alex - "Yeah - she's Fliss"
James - "Shut up Cat"
by Choirboy69 May 21, 2009
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Fliss

A word used in a euphemistic way, when elipting taboo words. Also used to describe emotions and expression.

- Derives from an annoying character on shipwrecked 'Fliss'. The term was coined and applied to people acting in ways as she did. Then developed further.
- Began in Winchester.
'..oh fliss'
'dont be such a fliss'
'im flissed off'
'its all a bit flissy' - stressed
'im flissed' - tired
'im all flissed' - confussed
by liz taylor March 11, 2008
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dick fliss

akin to navel lint. A small fuzz ball or piece of lint that appears in the end of your pee hole.
When I took my flannel pajamies off I noticed I had some dick fliss.
by obewan February 21, 2006
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Fliss

Friend one: jesus
friend two: where?
friend one: fliss.
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Fliss Long

Fliss Long is just the type of girl that when you ask her to borrow a pen she gives you a blue one
Hey are you with fliss long? cause if so imma dip
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Fliss

Doing a Fliss is reaching a state of unconsciousness induced by substance abuse or alcohol.

Can also be compared to a state of pure disassociation from the universe and can be used as a fight/ flight response. However this state is more commonly referred to as the ‘flop’ state.
“Ah mate, I did a Fliss again the other night
“I was round at my mates house and I totally blacked out but apparently I was Flissed”
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Fliss long

Fliss long is the type of person to give you a blue pen instead of a black pen
Are you with fliss long? cause if so imma dip
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