Flissed 

Completely and utterly horrifically, recklessly, irreparably, disastrously drunk. Sure signs of being Flissed are the inability to open doors, hold a chicken burger, or remain alive.

If one wants to trace Flissed people, they can usually be found at the end of a long line of strewn chicken burger salad, rambling on about tra-HA-HAs or some shit. Kind of like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - except nothing like that.

Cat - "Is she Flissed again?"
Alex - "Yeah - she's Fliss"
James - "Shut up Cat"

Flissed by Choirboy69 May 21, 2009

Flossed Out 

Too look cool, tight, flashy, etc.

Originally coined by The B.G.

"I stay flossed out all through the week, my money long, oh you don't know i'm the B.G."

- B.G - Bling Bling

Flossed Out by Altai January 18, 2010

Flossed 

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.

Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!

Flossed by Deekdel July 25, 2016

get your teeth flossed 

When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.

Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.

get your teeth flossed by BIGSNACK May 24, 2012

Flished 

The feeling of being pissed off and exhausted because you had to cancel something.

I'm so flished because I had to cancel my flight. Now I have to stay home.

Pat worked extra hours to finish a project. He's so flished that he couldn't see his girl instead.

Flished by Alexander Williams November 22, 2005

flossed 

after a strainful workout your muscles become tight and very visable.

My muscles are so flossed they cut a cake.

flossed by Groc February 25, 2008

flossed up 

to be in a happy state of drunkeness or fucked up in other words

yo look at adam over there dancing!

yeah man he is hella flossed up

flossed up by miikstyles August 15, 2010