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Faissed is a mix in of failed and passed, so, it means someone passed and failed at the same time.
Congratulations, you faissed!
faissed by LaughingBelt April 24, 2020
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The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).
Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind
Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010
The state of inebriation when engineers are sick and tired of doing all of their schoolwork and just go and get really drunk and high.
Will : Yo let's do Mastering Physics
Josh : Nah Man let's just roll a blunt and get faised
faised by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013
Completely and utterly horrifically, recklessly, irreparably, disastrously drunk. Sure signs of being Flissed are the inability to open doors, hold a chicken burger, or remain alive.

If one wants to trace Flissed people, they can usually be found at the end of a long line of strewn chicken burger salad, rambling on about tra-HA-HAs or some shit. Kind of like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - except nothing like that.
Cat - "Is she Flissed again?"
Alex - "Yeah - she's Fliss"
James - "Shut up Cat"
Flissed by Choirboy69 May 21, 2009
1) To be robbed
2) To be outwitted or cheated during a game or by others
They fissed Brenda during the UNO game.
fissed by Pettigrew September 19, 2008

Fissedasapartman 

Some drunken idiot who thinks he's a superhero and tries to wrestle the dustbins outside his own house.
A true 'Fissedasapartman' is identified as a man who loses the fight to his bins and or wakes up next to his bins,
covered in catshit and in the nip with a banana wedged in his butt cheeks. (Put there by kind-meaning neighbours.)
1)A Fissedasapartman is any male/semi-male from any city / town / hovel North,South,East or West, out on the town around four in the morning to be found trying to chat up a cigarette machine and pulling said device.
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