flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 25, 2009

Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.

Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull

by CaputoAlonzo March 23, 2014

All flirt no squirt

A person who flirts excessively yet doesn't put out.

Don't bother trying to hook up with Matt, he's all flirt no squirt.

by Seattle Kiwi April 10, 2011

Flirt Squirt

Ejaculation as a method of flirtation.

When I flirt squirt a girl, her pants immediately come off and we have passionate, post flirt squirt sex.

by Flirty McSquirty October 14, 2011

Flirt, Squirt and Skirt

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

by ergonomics July 31, 2018

stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!

"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"

by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 07, 2021

Flirt Squirt

it's like pre cum, but for a girl

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"

by flirt squirter 3000 October 21, 2023