flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus October 05, 2015
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