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flin chino 

A thin peace of paper rolled with marijuana used to get "astronomically, rediculously 'hella' blazed"-to the point the person smoking the flin chino cannot say anything except the suprisingly repeatative line "dude...I'm so blazed, like...I'm REALLY gone, just...gone...ect". To make a flin chino, and not just a "joint" you have to have VERY dank marijuana, grown, and nurtured, and sold with love, or else it becomes just another joint. flin chinos must be smoked in the presense of a lover, or a bestfriend, or highly respected individual.
1.
"what did you do last night?"- friend

"oh man dude, I dont exactly remember"-HERO of the story.

"hahaha why not?"-friend

"I was with my girlfriend, and my best buddy and we rolled a fat flin chino with that bag of northern lights bud I got"-HERO of the story.

2.
"ayyy buddah, lemme hit that flin chino after you."

3.
"I just harvested this new strain man, we should rollie this up into a nice flin chino"

4.
"I dont think I'm up for a flin chino tonight man, lets just get a couple weak joints, thats just TOO much"

5.
"FUCK DUDE, FUCK! my girls pregnate I dont know what to do!"-guy freaking out

"damnnnn man. you know what? don't even fret about it, I got us a nice flin chino here, lets toke"-stoner

*after the flin chino*
"...."- freaking out guy
"......."-stoner
"what was I freaking out about again?"-freaking out guy
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2 for flinching 

2 for flinching - A game where where you make someone flinch and if they do you get to punch them twice, however if you make contact while trying to make them flinch they get to punch you four times.
(makes them flinch) dats 2 for flinching man (proceeds to punch them twice)
2 for flinching by BigBaly February 28, 2019

two for flinching 

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.
two for flinching by TheLostDude December 10, 2004

Nocturnal Flinching 

When someone is sleeping and they have a dream or thought of themselves getting hurt or falling, and their body physically reacts, and causes them to jerk or flinch rather spasmodically.
Guy: What the fuck tracy, you kicked me in the balls last night in bed???

Tracy: sorry, i had a bad dream and probably got a nocturnal flinching.

Guy: go fuck yourself, we're done.
Nocturnal Flinching by yuriogy1 December 5, 2009

MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG 

When you are stood ballock naked with your hands on your hips and flinching your pinger by using your member muscle giving the effect of either being tugged by a string or simply just done by pure magic

"WOW!, holy shit man!.. do that again!."

what?.. flinch my pinger?

"YEH MAN!.. Do it again, that was cool as fuck (waves his hand over the pinger, a willy wave) theres not even any strings attatched.. how the fuck do you manage that one?"

... MAGIC MATE!! ;-)

"too fuckin rite its magic!!"
MAGICAL FLINCHING TADGER TUG tadger magic

flinching 

When a male's penis twitches because he is scared or excited.
I was flinching so much during that movie
flinching by Thoarf the dwarf February 1, 2016

2 for flinching 

When you make someone flinch you punch them twice, but if you make contact with the other person they get two punches on you
2 for flinching by Lowe Sims pp October 20, 2021