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Flightless Bird 

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!
A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health
Flightless Bird by Larrybaby September 6, 2021
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flightless bird 

A woman over the age of 28, whom is usually but not exclusively, physically unattractive that has failed to obtain AND retain a male mate of ANY value, be him of physical, intellectual, sexually, socially or financially noteworthy. She has been deemed a loser in the sexual market place and will result to shaming both men and women whom are more succesfull than her in the arena of love, sex, and companionship.
Steve: Alexis the HR supervisor is always in a bad mood.
For her 34th birthday we threw her a suprise birthday pary and bought her a new dog carrier for her pet yorky. She said that the gesture was nice but she doesn't need any body buying her anything and that her personal life was of no one's concern.

Karen: She has been bitter since Chad left her 6 yrs ago for a hooters girl. I feel bad for her. She's a flightless bird and holds a grudge against anything with a penis... besides that hopefully
flightless bird by LegendKilla February 10, 2019

Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.
Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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