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Figoogle it out 

Using Google to figure out how to fix your problems; whether it be mechanical, physical, mental or spiritual.
1. I'm trying to figoogle out how to replace the battery in my iPod.

2. I wonder if I can figoogle out if I have an STD?

3. Figoogle it out yourself!
Figoogle it out by BBill August 11, 2010

Flagoogle 

a dog who watches porn.
George: Dude, my dog came in my bedroom when I was watching porn!
Bill: He's a flagoogle!
Flagoogle by jagla. August 11, 2009

Flagoogle 

Someone who thinks they are better than you at everything; especially in video games.
Person 1: Dude I pwn ur stats joo newb.
Person 2: OMG SHUT UP U FLAGOOGLE U KNOW NOTHING OF MY POWER! BWAHARGEEDOO!
Flagoogle by Mr. McMuffin October 17, 2006

Flandooglebeurk 

Big, smelly, ugly, hideous human type thing.
Eugh! That Neil is a Flandooglebeurk!
Flandooglebeurk by DodgyOldGit March 31, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026